Bloody Bastards is a masterclass in physics-based hilarity and brutal combat. The unique control scheme—where you control each arm independently—creates a steep but rewarding learning curve. It feels chaotic at first, but once you master the rhythm of stabbing, blocking, and bashing, it becomes a surprisingly deep fighter.
The pixel art style is charming and serves as a great contrast to the visceral 'bloody' nature of the bouts. The sheer amount of medieval gear you can unlock and equip allows for some truly ridiculous character builds. Whether you're fighting the AI in the sprawling campaign or testing your mettle against real players in multiplayer, every fight is a memorable, limb-flailing spectacle.
Available on: iPhone, iPad, iPod
Version 4.2.6Fri Jan 16 2026
4.2.6 - Second Patch of the Year
- Graphics optimization
- Other tweaks and fixes
Bloody Bastards is a physics-based medieval fighting game where you fight against your bastard brothers.
Destroy your enemies by using an arsenal of daggers, axes, swords, maces and hammers in the arena of champions.
In a unique blend of pixel art, 2D physics and ragdoll mechanics, Bloody Bastards offers a fighting experience like nothing else. Tap and hold on either side of the screen to control each hand individually and double tap to move. Choose from hundreds of different weapons, shields, body, leg and head gear to create thousands of lethal combinations.
Prove yourself! There can be only one!
Features:
- Fast-paced, physics-based, 2D fighting game
- Huge amount of different levels in a variety of locations
- Hundreds of pieces of equipment with more to come
- Different and challenging enemies at every level
- Insane multiplayer
Website:
- tibith.com/bloodybastards
Requires iOS 15.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.Bloody Bastards is a physics-based medieval fighting game where you fight against your bastard brothers.
Destroy your enemies by using an arsenal of daggers, axes, swords, maces and hammers in the arena of champions.
In a unique blend of pixel art, 2D physics and ragdoll mechanics, Bloody Bastards offers a fighting experience like nothing else. Tap and hold on either side of the screen to control each hand individually and double tap to move. Choose from hundreds of different weapons, shields, body, leg and head gear to create thousands of lethal combinations.
Prove yourself! There can be only one!
Features:
- Fast-paced, physics-based, 2D fighting game
- Huge amount of different levels in a variety of locations
- Hundreds of pieces of equipment with more to come
- Different and challenging enemies at every level
- Insane multiplayer
Website:
- tibith.com/bloodybastards












Bloody Bastards is a physics-based medieval fighting game where you duel against your fellow bastards. Control each arm individually to swing flails, thrust swords, or raise shields in a ragdoll-style combat system. Set in a gritty pixel-art world, the game features a massive selection of historical weapons, shields, and armor pieces that allow for thousands of combinations. Progress through hundreds of levels across different regions, unlocking new gear and facing increasingly tough opponents in your quest for medieval dominance.
Unique physics-based 2D combat
Hundreds of levels across various locations
Thousands of pieces of medieval equipment
Challenging multiplayer mode
Focus on using your left hand for defense (shields) and your right for offense. Double-tapping allows you to move. Timing your swings with the physics-based momentum is key to dealing maximum damage.
Defeating enemies earns you gold. Use this to buy better armor and weapons. Heavier armor provides better protection but can slow your movements, so find a balance that suits your fighting style.
Yes, you can challenge other players in real-time online multiplayer battles.