Great game, but...
Thu Jul 05 2018 mrblockheadPlease fix this glitch: When I am playing the game randomly crashes. I have the newest version and use a iPad Pro. Also there is not much to do in the school map, at least nothing very exciting. In goatville you can blow up a train, play with a rag doll, obliterate Coffee Stains Studios, or jet pack off a crane. In the city (I forgot its name) you can fly on a firework, get yourself flung off a rollercoaster, beat up the ninja turtles in the sewers (lol) or blast a hotel cafe. What can you do in the school map? Well, catch book thieves, draw graffiti on the walls, and make a statue of your goat (TNT involved). Hmmm.... lacks the craziness of the other maps. So maybe add some more exciting stuff in the school. Also I have an idea for a map, an airport. You can blow up a plane (huge explosion, obliterates most of the stuff near it) pull bizarre things out of suitcases (like a T-Rex) and more. Also a goat idea would be the Caffeine Goat that you get by drinking coffee. When you tap POW, the goat goes crazy. Maybe a Slither Goat, which is like a snake goat. Also, please make glass breakable, I think that would add much more fun to the game. Maybe you can add a friends system, so like if someone has a friend that plays Goat Sim, you can send them a friend request, and if the other player accepts, you can play together. Well that’s all. Thanks for reading 😄
🐐The Best Goat Game!🐐
Tue Mar 02 2021 GEAGGEAG RATERHello, Coffee Stain Studios, in this review I will be going over bugs, pros, and cons. First off on our bugs list, a bug that I encountered was this: when I was space goat (Goatville map) I went into the fighting ring and won. However, I did not become “Slender Goat” as of doing this. I am on mobile, so that is what I suspect to be the problem. Second off, our cons list. Although targeted to be a funny goat game, you cannot have a mate, babies, etc. Also, there are no cops, firefighters, prisons, etc to roam in. Another huge factor is the graphics. There isn’t many pixels, realistic models, or animations. Don’t worry, we’re almost done! Now for the pros list. You have many quests, goats, and maps to choose from. Although small, the maps have many fun activities to keep you entertained while your goat ravages throughout the map. There are many Easter eggs, as well as nice little touches to really make the game feel action packed. Alright, now that we’ve gotten past all that, I’ll give you a short conclusion. Goat Simulator is a action packed silly game with many quests, maps, and goats to play with. Do I think it’s worth the money? Yes! In conclusion, Goat Simulator is the best animal game I’ve ever played.
P.S. Thank you for reading this! You do not need to add anything to the game, these are just suggestions!
Recommend a different platform
Wed Dec 09 2020 MisterMochiSo, if you have a computer, Xbox, PlayStation, or Nintendo Switch, I recommend getting the game or it’s full collection (Goat Simulator: The Goaty, worth the price) on one of those platforms. These platforms have better graphics and more features than the mobile version. Wondering whether to buy this at all? Here’s one info: Goat Simulator is a game where you play as a goat (obviously) and run around destroying as much as possible. Your character options aren’t limited to only a goat, though; you can unlock other animals, as well as mutations of the normal goat, as you play the game. It’s funny, and I recommend buying it. The three small maps provided by this mobile version might get boring after a while, though. Like I said, I recommend the full collection on a different platform, which gives you millions of things to unlock and discover. If you don’t have those platforms though, I recommend just getting the plain game on mobile. And if you have a computer but you’re worried the game’s rated M, you can turn of all the things that gave it that rating when starting the game.
Play this or you will not have lived
Tue May 25 2021 z.o.manOk this is a great game. And I can see why it’s hilarious to drag people around with your tounge (lol) but that’s the first issue. Sometimes when I try to drag people around the person will get stuck in the ground and stay there. Next is the other games. Please make them free so that we can all have fun without making are bank mad at us becuase we waisted money on another game. And about the goats. I want more goats with more things and I want more things to do with the already existing ones. And more maps would be good to and if that maps were bigger than that would be even better. Other than that this is one of the best games I’ve ever played. (Also the bundle to get all of the games in one will save you time and money than to buy them all saprately)
Best game in the goatverse
Wed Mar 18 2020 Boys are the bestSo this game is the best . Seriously . I begged my mom for this game . When I got it , I barely regretted it . Okay first off , the slendergoat in goat city bay is way to creepy. It gave me nightmares for 2 days. So please do whatever you can to make it less scarier. Second of all, I just need to ask this question ....
HOW DO YOU GET THE FRICKING REPULSIVE GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Third of all , I read other people’s reviews about this game . They all say that they hate the bug . But I think it is hilarious!! Like When your just about to heatbutt a cheerleader, crash !!
🤣😂 . Fourth of all , Have you ever looked at the goat ‘s neck 🤣😂. Fifth of all , in goatville , how come those idiots are holding up signs that say No Pointy Food !! Are carrots poison ? So keep doing what you do Coffe Stains .Sixth of all , Why is it called Coffe Stain ? Did the CEO get a Coffe stain on his shirt . 🤣😂 . This game is so good that people that say” I hate goat simulator or don’t give this game a 5 or 4 star should be arrested . It would be called the goat law . Anyway got to go . Bye Coffe Stains ( and whoever the CEO is )
The first time I was there I had a bad experience and it wasn’t until the end that we were all in ag
Fri Jul 11 2025 MyOpinionIsTheOnlyOneThe only reason I can think is because the other one is not working for me so I can’t get the other ones out of the car and I’m not gonna be there for that long and then I can’t get it out and I don’t want you to be in trouble so if you’re gonna be here and I can’t do that then I’ll be there for the other one and then you can go to work and then I can just go home and get the other one I just don’t this number 1 and 2 and I’m choosing a number and it’s w5 and it’s just the way I feel about you so I’m gonna go and I’m not going back and I’m gonna be here and then I’m just going home so if you’re gonna have a good time and I just want you to get out there for the next two weeks I just want you know how it was just to be safe I don’t know what to say I just wanted you can I don’t want you can I don’t want you can I just don’t worry I don’t want you can
Pc upgrade
Mon Jul 30 2018 NgdsndtnggsjrFirst of all i would like to say that i have been playing the xbox, pc, and mobile version of the game, including the dlcs, for a very long time now. This game is certainly unique and is packed with content. This game is my favorite game. Whenever i play this everyone asks me, “but why?” I tell them, nothing, because i keep playing. this game is never boring and i never get tired of it, so thank you Coffee Stain.
With that, i now go to my suggestions. Now these suggestions are not for additional content, kind of. First, if you can, a graphics update for mobile version would be great. Like the PC goat simulator graphics, hence the name of this review. Next, i would love if you could port PC content onto the mobile. Like just extending the map(from pc) and adding some other content from pc. Thats all, but i know its still too much to ask for. I’m just suggesting the next updates. Again, thank you for creating such an amazing game that we all love.
Best game ever made and that ever will be made
Sun Jan 24 2021 no steal plsThis game changed my life for good and bad. It changed it for the good because I’ve never been more happy than when I’m play goat simulator, but it changed for the bad when that was all I could do as it was so amazing. I’ve never felt more at home in a virtual world than in goat simulator. For a few months, my device wasn’t turned off at all, rarely running anything other than goat simulator. I didn’t sleep, I rarely ate, and never got up to use the bathroom. I had more pressing matters at hand- playing goat simulator. I did the math, and I spent roughly 2600 hours playing goat simulator, which is equivalent to around 7 years of playtime. To end my review of this game, nae, more than a game- a lifestyle, goat simulator is the best thing that has ever come to this planet, and you won’t regret spending time in this wonderful second life.
I love this game but
Sat Apr 18 2020 Ugly DuckllingOh my gosh I love this game so much!!! Me and my BFF playing this game. My favorite is goat lake city so awesome. I think when you ride the boat to the island there should be a better way to get back. I also think you should be able to invite friends because as I said before me and my BFF play this game all of the time. I feel like you should let the goat drive a car. I watch tutorials of goat simulator and whenever they are at the first one they always have different stuff than me and my BFF. How is that possible. I also think you should be able to unlock the other worlds so we don’t have to buy them. I asked for the other worlds for my birthday. I hope you take my advice. I love this game. Thanks. Bye👋🏻
It almost broke my phone!!! Remove the glitches
Sun Sep 12 2021 Shiba barks lolSo one day I was playing this game because I like this game a lot and it’s fun to see all of the skins and goats like glitch but, when I was in the middle of doing something on this app my phone blacked out and I couldn’t see anything even though my phone was at full percent and it just randomly shut off!! I was able to reset it and turn it back on and after I did that I immediately deleted all of the goat simulator games because I did not want it doing that again. I would have rated this a zero star because it almost broke my phone so I recommend they remove the glitches before some bad things happens to people’s phones! I never played this game again and I don’t wanna risk it breaking my pc, xbox, or my phone because those were expensive. So I recommend for the devs to remove all of the glitches and make the game less glitchy! have a nice evening!
