Evil Apples: Funny as ____ is essentially the digital, portable version of the 'party game for horrible people' that we all know and love. It perfectly captures the irreverent, dark, and often absurd humor of its inspiration. With over 8,000 cards available, the variety is staggering, and I rarely saw the same card twice during my testing sessions.
The real strength lies in its multiplayer connectivity. Whether you're playing with friends via SMS or hopping into a 'Blitz' game with strangers, the UI is smooth and the chat feature keeps the social energy high. The addition of 'Wildcards'—where you can write your own custom answers—is where the game truly shines, allowing for hyper-local inside jokes that a pre-written card never could. It's a must-have for any social gathering or long-distance friend group looking for a laugh.
Available on: iPhone, iPad, iPod
Version 5.6.13Mon Mar 31 2025
-Fix cursor jumping on wildcards
-Fix chats names
Evil Apples is a dirty & hilarious card game inspired by the popular party game Cards Against Humanity.
"It literally started a riot when I started playing against my friends"
Please note, we're not affiliated with Cards Against Humanity. If you're looking for Cards Against Humanity, you can purchase Cards Against Humanity directly from their website: cardsagainsthumanity.com
__! HOW TO PLAY !__
- Grab 3 friends to play against.
- A Question Card is shown to everyone, e.g. "Nothing excites a group of Catholic Priests more than ____."
- Each player selects an Answer Card from their hand, e.g. "climate change denial"
- A Judge among you selects the best card and awards 1 point to the victor.
- First Player to 7 points wins the game, and the respect of all humanity.
__! FEATURES !__
- 6,900+ Answer Cards and 1,300+ Question Cards! Never gets boring!
- Play against folks nearby using GPS.
- Join Friends ANYWHERE using SMS or Facebook.
- Join Random Blitz Mode games to go fast with strangers.
- Stay cool with in-game chat to blow your mind!
- Discard cards you don't like.
- Find out just how dirty your friends are.
- Write Wild Cards with fully-custom text.
- Innovative FaceHole technology!
- Share screenshots of your favorite cards!
We'd love to hear from you!
help@evilapples.com
www.evilapples.com/contact
Thanks to you, it has also ranked #1 in Word & Card Games in the USA! :D
Twitter & Instagram: @evilapplesapp
Facebook: facebook.com/evilapples
Google+: j/k
Terms of Use: https://www.evilapples.com/legal
Requires iOS 13.6 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.Evil Apples is a dirty & hilarious card game inspired by the popular party game Cards Against Humanity.
"It literally started a riot when I started playing against my friends"
Please note, we're not affiliated with Cards Against Humanity. If you're looking for Cards Against Humanity, you can purchase Cards Against Humanity directly from their website: cardsagainsthumanity.com
__! HOW TO PLAY !__
- Grab 3 friends to play against.
- A Question Card is shown to everyone, e.g. "Nothing excites a group of Catholic Priests more than ____."
- Each player selects an Answer Card from their hand, e.g. "climate change denial"
- A Judge among you selects the best card and awards 1 point to the victor.
- First Player to 7 points wins the game, and the respect of all humanity.
__! FEATURES !__
- 6,900+ Answer Cards and 1,300+ Question Cards! Never gets boring!
- Play against folks nearby using GPS.
- Join Friends ANYWHERE using SMS or Facebook.
- Join Random Blitz Mode games to go fast with strangers.
- Stay cool with in-game chat to blow your mind!
- Discard cards you don't like.
- Find out just how dirty your friends are.
- Write Wild Cards with fully-custom text.
- Innovative FaceHole technology!
- Share screenshots of your favorite cards!
We'd love to hear from you!
help@evilapples.com
www.evilapples.com/contact
Thanks to you, it has also ranked #1 in Word & Card Games in the USA! :D
Twitter & Instagram: @evilapplesapp
Facebook: facebook.com/evilapples
Google+: j/k
Terms of Use: https://www.evilapples.com/legal






Evil Apples is a dirty and hilarious card game inspired by popular party games. Players compete to find the funniest (and often most inappropriate) answer to a question card. Featuring over 6,900 Answer Cards and 1,300+ Question Cards, the game offers endless variety. Play with friends nearby using GPS, join random strangers in Blitz Mode, or create your own custom 'Wildcards' for a personalized comedy experience.
8,000+ Total Cards
GPS-based Local Play
Custom Wildcard Creation
In-game Social Chat
Fast-paced Blitz Mode
Pay attention to the Judge's personality. Some players prefer clever wordplay, while others always pick the most 'evil' or shocking card. Tailor your answers to their sense of humor.
Choosing a party game from the Play Store is a quick and easy way to dive into some fun with friends. There's no need to wait for long board...
Android Police - Sun Jul 27 2025
Blitz Mode is a fast-paced version of the game where timers are shorter. It's perfect for a quick 5-minute session with strangers from around the world.
No, Evil Apples is rated 17+ for mature themes, profanity, and crude humor.