Dinsun Review
I’ve played this game a hundred times before under a hundred different names. Cows, birds, zombies—it doesn't matter what the skin is; it’s the same 'adjust the angle and hope for the best' gameplay. The physics are fine, but the level design is uninspired.
It feels like a game designed by a committee to hit every 'mobile game' trope of 2012. It’s colorful, it has a wacky premise, and it’s completely forgettable. If you’ve played any physics puzzler in the last decade, you’ve already played this. It’s not bad, it’s just aggressively mediocre. My 40-year-old brain needs a bit more than 'cow go boing' to stay engaged.
Overall Stats
Pros & Cons
- Solid physics engine
- Decent variety of puzzles
- Highly derivative gameplay
- Unremarkable visual style
- Repetitive after 10 levels
Technical Report
Performance: Stable, though the physics can occasionally glitch when a cow gets stuck in a corner.
- Simple Drag-and-Release Controls
Audience Fit
Buy if: You have a child who likes cows and simple physics puzzles.
Skip if: You are looking for an original or deep gaming experience.
- Angry Birds
- Cut the Rope
- Where's My Water?
Reviewer Context
- Reviewer: Dinsun, 40-year-old conservative expert reviewer
- Hardware: iPhone 14
- Playtime: 3 hours
- Status: Finished first two worlds
