Bean Wizard is an absolute blast of offbeat humor and surprisingly tight arcade gameplay. Billed as the world's first 'anthill twin-stick shooter', the game drops you into subterranean tunnels where swarms of blaster-wielding Gonklins rush your position. The ridiculous premise of slinging magical beans at aggressive alien bugs is backed up by fast, responsive controls and great weapon variety.
Experimenting with the 18 distinct bean spells—ranging from freezing ice beans to chain-lightning bursts—gives the combat genuine depth. The inclusion of wireless local 2-player co-op is a fantastic bonus, making it one of the most enjoyable pick-up-and-play action titles currently on iOS for short co-op gaming sessions.
Bean Wizard has charm, I'll give it that. Controlling a little wizard bean firing elemental spells at hordes of monsters makes for an entertaining arcade loop. The spell combination system is the best part—mixing elements to create bouncing fireballs or lightning arcs adds genuine customization to each dungeon crawl.
The game suffers from a lack of environmental and enemy variety. After four or five dungeon runs, you've seen most room tilesets and enemy attack patterns. On-screen virtual joystick controls are responsive enough, but precision aiming can get chaotic on a smaller phone screen during heavy boss fights. It's a fun indie effort, just limited in scale.
Performance: Smooth performance during heavy particle spell effects; no frame drops observed on recent iOS hardware.
Buy if: You love retro pixel shooters, spell crafting mechanics, and indie twin-stick action.
Skip if: You want long, deep campaigns or dislike touch-screen arcade controls.
Available on: iPhone, iPad
Version 1.0.3Tue Sep 29 2026
Fixed a bug that would cause aiming to incorrectly remember the last aimed position and attempt to compensate. This made aiming feel odd.
Requires iOS 16.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.The world's first twin-stick anthill shooter! Reign terror down on the Gonklins using every bean in your arsenal. Be careful, warrior Gonklins will strike back with their blasters! Upgrade your legume weaponry and defeat King Donklin the Gonklin!
Deep in the natural wildlife frontiers of a distant land known only as Florida, an invasive alien species is attacking mankind. Dubbed as "The Gonklins", they seek to steal all of humanities coins and cherries. As the world's first and only Bean Wizard, the US Government has hired YOU to eviscerate them from existence. Good luck, you won't be paid.
But wait. Where are the Gonklins coming from? Take the fight across the Bean Galaxy to EVISCERATE THE GONKLINS across the universe! Carve your own path, find hidden locations, and warp to new planets as you hunt down every last pesky alien to defeat the infamous King Donklin the Gonklin.
Bean Wizard Eviscerates the Gonklins is the world's first twin-stick anthill shooter! Reign terror down on the Gonklins using every bean in your arsenal. Ice Beans, Fire Beans, Poison Beans, you'll use them all! But be careful, warrior Gonklins will strike back with their blasters! Team up with Franklin the Janklin, a traitor to his species, to upgrade your bean arsenal!
Key Features:
* WIRELESS LOCAL MULTIPLAYER (2 Player)
* 5 Playable Characters!
* 18 Unique Beans!
* 120+ Hand-crafted levels!
* Over 40 Planets to explore.
* 5 Unique enemy types!
* 5 unique bosses!
* 2 Player Local Coop!
* Bomb blocks!
* Switches!
* Hidden Treasure blocks!










Bean Wizard (Eviscerates the Gonklins) is a chaotic twin-stick shooter set across a bizarre, action-packed universe. Players take control of powerful magical Bean Wizards to rain down legume-based destruction on swarms of blaster-wielding enemy Gonklins. Teaming up with species traitor Franklin the Janklin, you upgrade an arsenal of 18 unique elemental beans across 120+ handcrafted levels and 40 planets. With wireless local 2-player co-op, five distinct playable characters, and quirky humor, Bean Wizard delivers fast-paced arcade action.
120+ handcrafted level stages spanning across 40+ unique planetary maps
18 distinct collectible bean spell types with unique combat effects
5 playable wizard characters with unique active stats and passives
Wireless local 2-player co-op mode for couch multiplayer action
Fast-paced twin-stick shooter controls optimized for mobile touch and controllers
Official App Store page containing game overview, system requirements, and screenshots.
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Navigate tight tunnels and planetary arenas using dual-stick controls to dodge laser fire while blasting hordes of alien insects.
Connect locally with a friend to tackle campaign stages together, combining complementary elemental spell loadouts for maximum damage.
Yes, Bean Wizard features a wireless local 2-player co-op mode so you can clear planets with a friend.
The game features 5 unique playable characters and 18 upgradeable bean spells.