Bean Wizard in IOS

Eviscerates the Gonklins

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Our Site Score

86/100

Bean Wizard is an absolute blast of offbeat humor and surprisingly tight arcade gameplay. Billed as the world's first 'anthill twin-stick shooter', the game drops you into subterranean tunnels where swarms of blaster-wielding Gonklins rush your position. The ridiculous premise of slinging magical beans at aggressive alien bugs is backed up by fast, responsive controls and great weapon variety.

Experimenting with the 18 distinct bean spells—ranging from freezing ice beans to chain-lightning bursts—gives the combat genuine depth. The inclusion of wireless local 2-player co-op is a fantastic bonus, making it one of the most enjoyable pick-up-and-play action titles currently on iOS for short co-op gaming sessions.

Reviewed on: Wed Oct 07 2026
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Dinsun Review

Bean Wizard has charm, I'll give it that. Controlling a little wizard bean firing elemental spells at hordes of monsters makes for an entertaining arcade loop. The spell combination system is the best part—mixing elements to create bouncing fireballs or lightning arcs adds genuine customization to each dungeon crawl.

The game suffers from a lack of environmental and enemy variety. After four or five dungeon runs, you've seen most room tilesets and enemy attack patterns. On-screen virtual joystick controls are responsive enough, but precision aiming can get chaotic on a smaller phone screen during heavy boss fights. It's a fun indie effort, just limited in scale.

Overall Stats

Pros & Cons

  • Creative spell combination and crafting system
  • Charming pixel artwork and character animations
  • Premium pay-once model with no microtransactions
  • Repetitive enemy types and dungeon environments
  • Virtual joystick controls lack precision during chaotic fights
  • Short overall campaign length

Technical Report

Performance: Smooth performance during heavy particle spell effects; no frame drops observed on recent iOS hardware.

Accessibility:
  • Virtual Joystick Sensitivity Slider
  • Auto-Aim Assist Toggle

Audience Fit

Buy if: You love retro pixel shooters, spell crafting mechanics, and indie twin-stick action.

Skip if: You want long, deep campaigns or dislike touch-screen arcade controls.

Similar Games:
  • Archero
  • Enter the Gungeon
  • Solomon's Boneyard

Reviewer Context

  • Reviewer: Dinsun (40-year-old male gamer, conservative scorer, values content depth and control accuracy)
  • Hardware: iPhone 15 Pro
  • Playtime: 6 hours
  • Status: Defeated World 3 Boss

The Game

Available on: iPhone, iPad

Version 1.0.3Tue Sep 29 2026

Fixed a bug that would cause aiming to incorrectly remember the last aimed position and attempt to compensate. This made aiming feel odd.



Requires iOS 16.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.

The world's first twin-stick anthill shooter! Reign terror down on the Gonklins using every bean in your arsenal. Be careful, warrior Gonklins will strike back with their blasters! Upgrade your legume weaponry and defeat King Donklin the Gonklin!

Deep in the natural wildlife frontiers of a distant land known only as Florida, an invasive alien species is attacking mankind. Dubbed as "The Gonklins", they seek to steal all of humanities coins and cherries. As the world's first and only Bean Wizard, the US Government has hired YOU to eviscerate them from existence. Good luck, you won't be paid.

But wait. Where are the Gonklins coming from? Take the fight across the Bean Galaxy to EVISCERATE THE GONKLINS across the universe! Carve your own path, find hidden locations, and warp to new planets as you hunt down every last pesky alien to defeat the infamous King Donklin the Gonklin.

Bean Wizard Eviscerates the Gonklins is the world's first twin-stick anthill shooter! Reign terror down on the Gonklins using every bean in your arsenal. Ice Beans, Fire Beans, Poison Beans, you'll use them all! But be careful, warrior Gonklins will strike back with their blasters! Team up with Franklin the Janklin, a traitor to his species, to upgrade your bean arsenal!

Key Features:

* WIRELESS LOCAL MULTIPLAYER (2 Player)

* 5 Playable Characters!

* 18 Unique Beans!

* 120+ Hand-crafted levels!

* Over 40 Planets to explore.

* 5 Unique enemy types!

* 5 unique bosses!

* 2 Player Local Coop!

* Bomb blocks!

* Switches!

* Hidden Treasure blocks!


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Age Rating 4+

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Bean Wizard (Eviscerates the Gonklins) is a chaotic twin-stick shooter set across a bizarre, action-packed universe. Players take control of powerful magical Bean Wizards to rain down legume-based destruction on swarms of blaster-wielding enemy Gonklins. Teaming up with species traitor Franklin the Janklin, you upgrade an arsenal of 18 unique elemental beans across 120+ handcrafted levels and 40 planets. With wireless local 2-player co-op, five distinct playable characters, and quirky humor, Bean Wizard delivers fast-paced arcade action.

Features

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120+ handcrafted level stages spanning across 40+ unique planetary maps

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18 distinct collectible bean spell types with unique combat effects

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5 playable wizard characters with unique active stats and passives

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Wireless local 2-player co-op mode for couch multiplayer action

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Fast-paced twin-stick shooter controls optimized for mobile touch and controllers

Recommended Links

Bean Wizard on Apple App Store

Official App Store page containing game overview, system requirements, and screenshots.

Official Store Page

News on this game

Bean Wizard Eviscerates the Gonklins  IGN India

IGN India - Tue Aug 11 2026

Bean Wizard Eviscerates the Gonklins - Official Release Date Trailer  IGN India

IGN India - Tue Jul 14 2026

The Bean Wizard Brings Back the Magic of the Old Internet  eBaum's World

eBaum's World - Mon Oct 17 2022

12 Incredible New England TikTokers You Need to Be Following  WJBQ

WJBQ - Wed Jul 20 2022

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Q&A

Yes, Bean Wizard features a wireless local 2-player co-op mode so you can clear planets with a friend.

The game features 5 unique playable characters and 18 upgradeable bean spells.

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